Say it Rah-shay

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied,”When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.” So the next…

So.The Bee is a Brownie and those in the know knows what time of year means: Cookies!Sunday, The Bee and I spent the morning helping to unload and count 916 cases of Girl Scout Cookies.That’s a lot of cookies!There are eight flavors:Thin MintsTrefolis ShortbreadPeanut Butter PattiesPeanut Butter SandwichesLemonadesThanks a Lots (a chocolate coated graham cracker)The low fat cinnamon daisy days**And…

In the last two weeks I have been invited to church a total to five six times, inadvertently engaged in three conversations about religion, been ‘witnessed to’ and ‘testified to’. Twice. Each. For the most part I am a rather reserved person (how I got my current job is still a mystery; either they were suckered or I was) but…

Don’t know, don’t care and shaddup about how fast the computers are today My previous employer was so focused on customer service that part of our performance evaluation – on which our raises were based – was a customer service test based on these two programs called LIST and Diffuse.LIST stood for L: Listening I: Indicate Understanding S: Solve T:…

I have decided to take the challenge to do 100 push ups. I have such a weak upper body!I am up to a total of 9 “real” push-ups in a row.Whew!Unless I am totally doing these wrong I am feeling these in my abs, arms and back. This is the end of week one, five more to go!-r