Hello All!
It’s Monday and time for another Listicle.
(Does the Robot!)
This Monday also finds me still enamored with Netflix’s original series Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. If you haven’t had a chance to watch yet, get on it! This is such a fun show to watch and laugh along with. I know I said that this week we would talk about an optional prompt and if you choose to go with the prompt I will link up and have a dance party! I’m still on the Kimmy train (Whoo Whoo!) and had a few moments to share.
Now then: Make a list, check it twice, add some bling and link up!
I shared my top ten Titus Moments but had found a few more quips from him and the other characyers from the show.
Kimmy Goes Outside!
1. The “mole Women are being Interviewed on the Today show by Matt Lauer:
And joining me now for their first exclusive interview, the Indiana Mole Women.
Matt Lauer: Ladies, welcome.
Mole ladies: Thank you. Thank you, Bryant.
Matt Lauer: “Cyndee, you were the first young woman forced into this cult.”
Cindy: “Yes, I had waited on Reverend Richard a bunch of times at a York Steak House I worked at, and one night he invited me out to his car to see some baby rabbits. And I didn’t want to be rude, so… here we are.”
Matt: “I’m always amazed at what women will do because they’re afraid of being rude.”
Read more at: http://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewtopic.php?f=227&t=16835
2. Later in that episode, Kimmy catches a kid, Bentely whom she later becomes nanny of, shoplifting and confronts him.
Bentley: “Stranger Danger!”
Kimmy: I’m not Stranger Danger! I’m a Stranger Danger Ranger!”
Kimmy Has a Birthday!
3. In this episode Kimmy’s estranged family comes to visit and she feels like they are going toruinher plans for the birthday party she is palnning.
Kimmy: “Tonight is more than just a party Titus!”
Titus: “That’s my favorite sentence ever.”
Later in the episode Kimmy asks Titus if he can help her with the party:
4. Kimmy: “Are you gonna be back in time to help me set up for the party?”
Titus: “That’s boyfriend stuff. Boyfriends arrive early and do all the boring stuff that no one else wants to do, like getting ice or this conversation.”
As they set up for the party and Kimmy is angry when she realizes that Titus has invited a stranger to her party:
5. Kimmy: “Make yourself useful and put together my party playlist.”
Titus: (Outraged) “What is this? Vanilla Ice? Hootie? Hanson? ♪ Mmm-nope, nope-n-nope Mmm-nope ♪”
Kimmy: “Sorry I don’t know Hanson’s current hits, Titus. I haven’t been to a Sam Goody since 1998.”
Kimmy Gets a Job!
6. After meeting Xanthippe, Jacquelyn’s stepdaughter, Kimmy tries to speak withJacquelyn about her underage drinking.
Kimmy: “Uh, but I really need to talk to you about your stepdaughter.”
Jacquelyn: “Xanthippe? She’s home already? Are her friends with her? They’re so mean and cool. Sometimes I look at them at Barney’s from behind a pillar.”
Kimmy Goes to a Party!
7. Kimmy is doing something in the Voorhies home and Xanthippe, the step daughter of Kimmy’s employee tries to crack wise:
Xanthippe: “Hey, Kimmy. 1996 called. It wants its clothes back.”
Kimmy: “Hey, Xan. 2090 called. You’re dead, and you wasted your time on Earth.”
Kimmy is Bad at Math!
8. As Kimmy jogs in Central Park she is listening to EMF’s Unbelievable and sings along:
♪ The things you say You’re unbelievable ♪
♪ Simply molasses Told Mimi Kanassis ♪
♪ Pushing up the radishes, bring… ♪
The actual lyrics are:
Seemingly lastless, don’t mean
You can ask us
Pushing down the relative
Bringing out your higher self
Kimmy’s study group has fallen apart when no one will meet her at the library:
9. Titus: Wait, why aren’t you at the libbary?”
Kimmy “My study group has already fallen apart. Can you teach me math?”
Titus: “Girl, didn’t you just hear me say ‘lie-berry’?”
Later Kimmy is studying with one of her classmates and they take a break to visit the fountain in Central Park where Friends was filmed:
10. Music playing as they romp in the fountain:
[in Korean]
♪ So no one told you ♪
♪ That adults should not complain ♪
♪ You keep a monkey as a pet despite disease! ♪
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