Like most of the Philly natives, I have a love/hate relationship with my sports teams. I don’t care much for basketball (who is playing for the Sixers now?), hockey and baseball (didn’t the Phillies just win something big?) are just shy of my peripheral vision but football?Sigh! Are you ready for some? Like most natives, I have my superstitions: I…
Words and thoughts from Rachée
So. It has been too cold for a run. I gladly pull, and wildly wave my wuss card and feel pretty good about it. However the wuss in me cannot, will not tolerate the fact that my storytime warm ups are causing me to consider moving the defibrillator out of the office and next to my desk*. Aesthetic reasons be…
Some sonuvabeetch stole my iPod! I will admit that I have culpability; I left my iPod in the pocket of my bag which was underneath my desk at work. Clearly the little turd thief was so tempted due to my blatant flaunting of my electronic dohickey. Fudge ripple honey sticks! I waited to post because I always lose my stuff….
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied,”When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.” So the next…
So.The Bee is a Brownie and those in the know knows what time of year means: Cookies!Sunday, The Bee and I spent the morning helping to unload and count 916 cases of Girl Scout Cookies.That’s a lot of cookies!There are eight flavors:Thin MintsTrefolis ShortbreadPeanut Butter PattiesPeanut Butter SandwichesLemonadesThanks a Lots (a chocolate coated graham cracker)The low fat cinnamon daisy days**And…