Soundtrack for a Sucky Monday

So.

In the bar of life there are days that I am like top shelf liquor; expensive and fine. There are the days that I am the dusty bottles of vintage wine to be savored and sipped. And then there are days like today when I am the abandoned martini glasses with a cigarette crumpled in it.

Today was that day.

Today was indeed a Manic Monday.

Any and every crumpy, junky song was the theme for the day:

Go Set Go: I Hate Everyone (Do I really need to explain this?)

Steelers Wheel: Stuck in the Middle With You (Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right)

Colin Hays: Overkill (Cause if I got one more bitchy e-mail I was going over the edge!)

Jason Mraz: Geek in the Pink (Although I wore grey today)

Billy Idol: Rebel Yell (With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more! One more thing and I was tempted to yell, yell, yell!)

Anything from Alanis Morrisette

Jamie Lidell: What’s the Use? (I’m a question mark, a walking talking questions mark)

Duffy: Mercy (Why won’t you release me?)

Ayo: Down on My Knees (I’m begging you)

Green Day: Boulevard of Broken Dreams (Technically I work on an avenue)

Matchbox 20: Unwell (I’m not crazy, I’m just a little unwell)

Otis Redding: Hard to Handle (uhh, have you not been reading?)

Nikka Costa: Everybody’s Got Their Something. (Today the something was a huge case of crazy)

-r