Feel the force Mother F*****…

Say it Rah-shay By May 23, 2010 No Comments

(Image credits at end of blog*)

…or another lazy blog post.
Note: This post has gratuitous cussin’!

Since Ironman 2 and Sam Jackson as Col Nick Fury, I have been looking for this list of The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson’s Character ‘Jedi Master Mace Windu’ Say in the Star Wars Prequels. I FINALLY found it on netscrap.com.

Please to enjoy M—– F—–!

10. You don’t need to see my g*ddamn identification, ’cause these ain’t the m*th*rf*ckin’ droids you’re looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’ll never know, ’cause even if it did I wouldn’t eat the filthy m*therf*cker.

8. This is your father’s lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every m*therf*ckin’ stormtrooper in the room… accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-wan ain’t home then I don’t know what the f*ck we’re gonna do. I ain’t got no other connections on Tattooine.

6. Feel the Force, m*th*rf*cker.

5. What ain’t no planet I’ve ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?

4. You sendin’ the Fett? Sh*t, Hutt, that’s all you had to say!

3. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror’s got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He’s a wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?

1. Hand me my lightsaber… it’s the one that says, ‘Bad M*therF*cker.’

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