Some sonuvabeetch stole my iPod! I will admit that I have culpability; I left my iPod in the pocket of my bag which was underneath my desk at work. Clearly the little turd thief was so tempted due to my blatant flaunting of my electronic dohickey. Fudge ripple honey sticks! I waited to post because I always lose my stuff….
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied,”When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.” So the next…
So.The Bee is a Brownie and those in the know knows what time of year means: Cookies!Sunday, The Bee and I spent the morning helping to unload and count 916 cases of Girl Scout Cookies.That’s a lot of cookies!There are eight flavors:Thin MintsTrefolis ShortbreadPeanut Butter PattiesPeanut Butter SandwichesLemonadesThanks a Lots (a chocolate coated graham cracker)The low fat cinnamon daisy days**And…
In the last two weeks I have been invited to church a total to five six times, inadvertently engaged in three conversations about religion, been ‘witnessed to’ and ‘testified to’. Twice. Each. For the most part I am a rather reserved person (how I got my current job is still a mystery; either they were suckered or I was) but…
Don’t know, don’t care and shaddup about how fast the computers are today My previous employer was so focused on customer service that part of our performance evaluation – on which our raises were based – was a customer service test based on these two programs called LIST and Diffuse.LIST stood for L: Listening I: Indicate Understanding S: Solve T:…