Tomorrow, July 24th, is…

…Cousin’s Day! My immediate family is pretty small so I don’t have a plethora of cousins to share this day with. But for all of you who have lots of aunts and uncles who love to procreate have a ball! It is also Ameila Earhart Day! Frick! I cannot believe that missed National Hot Dog Day and Vanilla Ice Cream…

The ‘N’ Word

Is it me or has race relations totally deteriorated? The casual sprinkling of black jokes, Jewish stereotypes and, forgive me, the labeling of Asians as Oriental makes me scratch my head. Segregation is the norm and its just getting out of hand. Case in point: a few days ago a co-worker calmly asked me about the racial makeup regarding a…

Today (July 22nd) is…

…Ratcatcher’s Day. I think I saw a mouse today when I took the trash out.This post is presented as a death tribute, ’cause its ON!No mercy. So, all you tree-hugging hippie types leave me alone. The capture, and eventual destruction of Mickey will not be humane, poison free or any other such nonsense. A brown paper bag and a snap…

Vanity, Thy name is Rachée

Say it Rah-shay By Jul 19, 2009 1 Comment

As I ponder the upcoming month of Roctober.* I hear a faint ticking. No, no, no, it is not the oft mentioned biological clock; between The Bee and my weekly storyhours my quota for baby lovin’ is fulfilled.** The ticking that I hear comes from that ominous sense of foreboding as I realize that the older lady in my reflection…

Soundtrack for My Life According to Ella Fitzgerald

A Lazy Facebook note-post. Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people you like and include the one who sent it to you. You can’t use the band the sender used. Try not to repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think! Re-post as “my life according to…