Confession: This library chick does not get, nor does she like, Austen or the Bronte sisters and Emily Dickinson for good measure. I don’t really give a flying flip about Mr. Darcy, Emma or Heathcliff (although I do like Odie-hiyo!). I read Cliff Notes shamelessly in high school, Spark Notes throughout my et cetera college career and fell asleep during Gwyneth…